“I’m Pretty Sure I Would Know If Reality Were Fundamentally Different Than I Perceived It To Be. But are you? The long-awaited, long-in-production second XYLITOL record is finally here, a blast from the pre-pandemic past to remind us that we’ve always been precisely this fucked, whether we knew it or not. The Last Pogo Punks remain sufficiently mutated and as raging as ever while vocalist LORD GOAT cements her status as one the greatest punk lyricists of all time.” -Thrilling Living

Some of the last remaining copies of this in demand release. Black vinyl in a Risograph printed sleeve of indeterminate color variations. Kill the collector scum in your head.